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alifstyle on NFT
3 years ago
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need…A new suit.”
The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Thanks....DR MOHAR
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need…A new suit.”
He entered the shop and told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.”
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said , “Let’s see. Size 44 long.”
Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years.” the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?”
Joe thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.”
The salesman eyed Joe and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.”
Joe was surprised, “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years.”
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said , “Let’s see. Size 44 long.”
Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years.” the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?”
Joe thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.”
The salesman eyed Joe and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.”
Joe was surprised, “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years.”
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?”
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?”
Joe thought for a moment and said, “Sure.”
The salesman said, “Let’s see…Size 36.”
Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn size 34 since I was 18 years old.”
The salesman said, “Let’s see…Size 36.”
Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn size 34 since I was 18 years old.”
The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Thanks....DR MOHAR
Peh!!...yup n true....me fahmi najib dpt msg from someone in fb...kene sound cow2 nye....but im ok coz all the writing in the msg is very true...thanks my friend....thanks alot....every words n advice ill treasure it....pedas sungguh...sampai berair mate saye bace....huhu...tapi mmg benar awk ckp...yela...mase ngn sonok awk...semua x kisah...bile sedih2 cam ni la jadi nye...hehe...tapi setiap pengalaman sentiasa membuat kite dewasa dan lebih berhati2 lain kali....insyallah...ape2 kesilapan dan kesalahan...awk tegur la lagi yek...baru saye tau dan paham....terima kasih sgt2....lain kali x wat lagi......promise~~!!...amin!!
Ya Allah....mmg dugaan Mu hampir buat aku putus asa...tapi aku redha....redha ape yg berlaku....baru utk aku rase gembira dan tersenyum....tiba2 nikmat itu ditarik balik....mungkin aku mula melupakan Mu....aku tabah...dan paling penting...aku redha atas segalanya....jd kembali kite mengorak dan membuat perancangan baru tuk esok dah hari2 seterusnya....malam ni aku nak tido puas2....bia kenangan dulu ilang dlm nyenyak tido aku....ape2 terima kasih memberikan aku senyuman dan kegembiraan walau sedikit masa bersama....aku doakan terbaik utk disana....moga bertemu insan yg lebih ok dan ok lagi....amin!!......
ni la gambar2 rumah terbuka aritue....tak dpt nak upload byk...sbb pertama...ni je pun gambar yg ade...sbb masing2 bz wat keje....sempat amik gambar pun bile dah reda majlis...huhu...alhamdulillah....dah mcm kenduri kawin dah...hahahah
Assalamualaikum....entah ade or entah xde org bace blog ni...haha.....kalo ade jawab la salam yek....huhuu...alhamdulillah...semalam 26hb...ayah aku buat rumah terbuka besar2...dah mcm YB je ayah aku semalam....budget 500org je dtg...nak engkau!!...dekat 2000org datg....huhu...aku....incharge bahagian air...temengah2 nak topup air....huhu....laku air sirap oren aku....syukur walau ramai yg dtg....semua dpt menjamah makanan....terima kasih pada kak B...abg kencong....dan yg lain2 sbb byk membantu dlm keadaan kelam kabut....i love u all...my mom Datin Faridah...semalam sonok sungguh sbb lame tak meriah2 cam ni...nampak berseri2 mak semalam...hhehe...adik2 aku cam biase laa...nak tayang baru baru...kehkeh.....tak lupe kawan2 K-GAR.....terima kasih memberi persembahan silat the best semalam....maaf x dpt nak layan korang....den sibuk buat air...laku beb!!!....huhu....gambor insyallah akan keudare nanti...uhu...selamat hari raye Aidilfitri.....
Alhamdulillah....berpenat kite di bulan Ramadhan menahan lapar dan dahaga...kini Syawal menjelma pula....syukur...kite diberi nikmat yg tidak terhingga....pada rakan2...terutama pada sahabat ku joy....sekalung taniah dan doa utk sahabat....selamat membina masjid....selamat melangsungkan perkahwinan....semakin ramai antara rakan2 ku yg sudah berumahtangga....aku bila pulak???....huhu..soalan cepu emas yg sentiasa ditanya oleh sedara-mara bila aku menjejak kan kaki ku di kampung....bukan aku menolak...tapi rezeki dan jodoh blum ada...itu jawapan aku pada mereka...insyallah...kalo dizinkan Allah....kalo ade rezeki dan jodoh...bulan depan pun boleh....hahaha...adesss.....semua ni ketentuan Nya...cuma kite perlu redha dan sentiasa berusaha utk berjaya...insyallah...ade hikmah dan cerita gembira disebalik semua ini....cuma kite perlu ada sabar...baru la lengkap ramuan cerita gembira tu....hehe....
Tak lupa juga pada rakan2 ku yg baru menimang anak.....alhamdulillah...moga rakan2 mendidik anak2 menjadi org yg berguna bukan pada diri sendiri malah pada masyarakat....anak2 yg beriman pada Allah dan Rasul.....amin!!....utk sepupu ku Yong....taniah melahirkan anak yg comel sgt2...maaf tak dpt hadir majlis akikah....penggilan kerja lebih memerlukan....umm....cite pasal keje...kini aku dah duk di opis...so takde la keje shift...takdela jage tf...so ape lagi...jum keje.....uhu....nnt bising lak dak2 tue plak........
Tak lupa juga pada rakan2 ku yg baru menimang anak.....alhamdulillah...moga rakan2 mendidik anak2 menjadi org yg berguna bukan pada diri sendiri malah pada masyarakat....anak2 yg beriman pada Allah dan Rasul.....amin!!....utk sepupu ku Yong....taniah melahirkan anak yg comel sgt2...maaf tak dpt hadir majlis akikah....penggilan kerja lebih memerlukan....umm....cite pasal keje...kini aku dah duk di opis...so takde la keje shift...takdela jage tf...so ape lagi...jum keje.....uhu....nnt bising lak dak2 tue plak........
Adess....koje la...huhu..mood aku?...cam biase....agak mengantuk sbb tido lewat semalam sbb duk berborak ngn geng2 UOF.....sampai kul 3 pagi....huhu...sahur n kebaboom tido....last2 mngantuk pagi ni....huhu...mood raye tahun ni agak berlainan sedikit...agak teruja...sbb si dia nak dtg beraye...umm..agak teruja jgk la...1st time beraya same ni..hehe...hope perancangan berjalan ngn lancar...amin!!...ni aku ngn duk kat TF ni...perati je la org ramai yg sibuk bershopping..huhu...byk nyeeee duittt...
peh!!...mate mmg berat sungguh...nak tido leeee.....ok chow...ok mood sehari sebelum raye....
Malas.....hahaha
peh!!...mate mmg berat sungguh...nak tido leeee.....ok chow...ok mood sehari sebelum raye....
Malas.....hahaha
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